Published by Laura Aebi on Wed, 02/08/2017 - 6:00am
Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned in the face of the flaky imperiousness of our so-called President. You’d think.
Published by Laura Aebi on Mon, 02/06/2017 - 11:58am
Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner - he doesn’t do anything nice and easy. Also, they’re both Type A personalities who expend a lot of energy, but hardly move at all. And both are famous for high-maintenance hair.